Count Your
Fucking
Calories.
Stop pretending that smoothie bowl is healthy. Stop lying to yourself about portion sizes. Just count the damn numbers.
2M+
Meals Logged
500K+
Excuses Destroyed
0
Fucks Given About Feelings
How It Works
Three steps. That's it.
We made it so simple even someone who thinks ranch is a vegetable can figure it out.
Search Your Food
Type what you ate. We have a database of thousands of foods. No, your homemade acai bowl isn't 200 calories. It's probably 600.
Log It. Honestly.
Add the real portion size. Not the one on the label. The one you actually shoveled into your face. We both know it was more than one serving.
See the Truth
Watch your daily total add up. No sugar-coating. No motivational quotes. Just cold, hard numbers that don't care about your feelings.
Features
Everything you need.
Nothing you don't.
Stupid Fast
Log a meal in under 5 seconds. Because you have better things to do than fight with a shitty app.
Zero Ads
No pop-ups asking you to go premium. No banners for protein powder. Just the tool. That's it.
Honest Numbers
We don't round down to make you feel better. Your 2,847-calorie Tuesday stays at 2,847.
No Signup Required
Start tracking immediately. No email verification, no onboarding quiz about your wellness goals.
Works Everywhere
Phone, tablet, laptop, smart fridge — if it has a browser, it works. No app store BS.
Your Data, Your Business
We don't sell your eating habits to advertisers. Frankly, we don't want to know either.
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FAQ
Questions We Get Asked
Probably the same ones you're thinking right now.
Ready to stop lying to yourself?
It takes less time to log your calories than it does to convince yourself that bread doesn't count. Start now. It's free.
Free. No signup. No credit card. No excuses.