No wellness BS since 2025

Count Your
Fucking
Calories.

Stop pretending that smoothie bowl is healthy. Stop lying to yourself about portion sizes. Just count the damn numbers.

2M+

Meals Logged

500K+

Excuses Destroyed

0

Fucks Given About Feelings

How It Works

Three steps. That's it.

We made it so simple even someone who thinks ranch is a vegetable can figure it out.

STEP 01

Search Your Food

Type what you ate. We have a database of thousands of foods. No, your homemade acai bowl isn't 200 calories. It's probably 600.

STEP 02

Log It. Honestly.

Add the real portion size. Not the one on the label. The one you actually shoveled into your face. We both know it was more than one serving.

STEP 03

See the Truth

Watch your daily total add up. No sugar-coating. No motivational quotes. Just cold, hard numbers that don't care about your feelings.

Features

Everything you need.
Nothing you don't.

Stupid Fast

Log a meal in under 5 seconds. Because you have better things to do than fight with a shitty app.

Zero Ads

No pop-ups asking you to go premium. No banners for protein powder. Just the tool. That's it.

Honest Numbers

We don't round down to make you feel better. Your 2,847-calorie Tuesday stays at 2,847.

No Signup Required

Start tracking immediately. No email verification, no onboarding quiz about your wellness goals.

Works Everywhere

Phone, tablet, laptop, smart fridge — if it has a browser, it works. No app store BS.

Your Data, Your Business

We don't sell your eating habits to advertisers. Frankly, we don't want to know either.

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FAQ

Questions We Get Asked

Probably the same ones you're thinking right now.

Ready to stop lying to yourself?

It takes less time to log your calories than it does to convince yourself that bread doesn't count. Start now. It's free.

Free. No signup. No credit card. No excuses.